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Great Steven Wright Quotes and applying how they are relevant in Programming

Quotes of Steven Wright and applied Programming Context

Programming Context	Steven Wright Quote
Not Testing Enough	A clear conscience is usually the sign of bad memory
Working with Beta Versions	The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
Not testing Enough	If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something
Wrong Approach	When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane
Beginning Programmers	Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy
Learning to Code	Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now
Programmers adding reload	My mechanic told me: “I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder“
All Programmers	If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
When We Give Up	A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking
True For All Developers	Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it
How Programming Works	To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research

I don’t know❗ 🤣🤣🤣

Respondents like the one in this short video is was one of the reasons I hated working in Market Research.

We will rebuild!- Dallas Blizzard 2017

Right now the entire US is experiencing the coldest front in 100 years. The Dallas Blizzard 2017 is taking its toll but, don’t worry, somehow we’ll survive!

In truth the real “danger” in the south is not from the cold, it is from the idiots in the south that are trying to drive because they typically have NO CLUE what they are doing!

Dallas Blizzard 2017

Nearly as funny as the above meme is this video by Stehpen Wilfong, a North Carolina man, pretends to be a news reporter while satirically mocking the reaction southerners have to snow and winter weather.