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When I was getting my Undergraduate degree I supported myself by painting homes.

One of my clients told me about a story where the tenant, who was a “little off” had offered to repaint some bedrooms in her house if he’d buy the paint.

He agreed and didn’t think anything of it.

A few months later he had some maintenance to do in the house.

The second he opened the door he knew he’d made an enormous mistake

Apparently the woman was a bipolar manic depressive and had painted EVERYTHING in the apartment BLACK.

He said “Joe, when I say everything, I mean literally everything.   From the walls and ceiling to the stove and refrigerator.   

Even the inside of the refrigerator (down to the ice cube trays) were all black.

So, just remember, when you’re hiring a consultant from Fiverr, you may end up with something you didn’t expect.

When you hire us you get professionals that are (mostly) sane❗

Now on with the show…

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5 Git commands that feel like Magic

During last Friday’s AHK Hero call Isaias walked us through a great article about 5 git commands that feel like magic. 

You check out the extract in this video.

🔥 5 Git Commands That Will Make You Look Like a Coding Wizard! | AHK Hero Extract
🔥 5 Git Commands That Will Make You Look Like a Coding Wizard! | AHK Hero Extract


Where did those files come from anyway❓

I was testing some of the new functionality in AHK Script Maker when the following thought occurred to me: 

After dragging files from Windows Explorer to a window, how do I know which files I dragged❓

This got me thinking: What if we copied the path of the files dragged to the clipboard so, if we cared to, we could look at our clipboard history and be able to see what files were dragged.

This morning Irfan added that very functionality to AHK Script Maker!

I also realized we should add our v1 to v2 Script converter to ASM (which Irfan will do soon).

Still switching to v2?

In the below video we give you an intro to V2.  If you prefer short lessons you should check out our course to help you make the switch

🚀 Make the switch to AutoHotkey v2! 🚀 Here’s what you need to know 💡
🚀 Make the switch to AutoHotkey v2! 🚀 Here's what you need to know 💡


The Dark Side of AI

The majority of people agree AI is making them more productive however, could is also be slowing us down❓

This video discusses how AI is changing our workload and expectations of our managers.

The Dark Side of AI: How It’s Secretly Increasing Your Workload 📈
The Dark Side of AI: How It's Secretly Increasing Your Workload 📈


Quick way to Check your Stock Portfolio

Our tool for quickly Checking Stock Prices was greatly improved by using SetTimers to make it feel like it is multi-threaded.  (If you’re new to SetTimers, we cover them in our Intermediate AHK course)

In this video you can see how now it just “blinks” and you get your whole portfolio.

⏰ From Slow to Lightning Fast: AI’s Amazing Code Transformation | AHK Hero Extract
⏰ From Slow to Lightning Fast: AI's Amazing Code Transformation | AHK Hero Extract


Improving People’s Lives: Story #82

We met earlier today with Connie, a Hero member, to build a custom tool to help process his “meeting minutes”.   We’re building a custom GUI that will let him choose from meetings, attendees, and locations, then sending it all off for transcription and summary.  

The results are being returned in markdown format, which he’ll pop into MS word, manually review, then send off!


📚 What we’re reading


🤖 AI News that you Need to Know

NotebookLM Update: You Can Finally Edit Slide Decks!

NotebookLM Update: You Can Finally Edit Slide Decks!


⚡️Productivity tips:  

Sam Altman on Productivity


🤣 A spot of Humor: Great Golf story told by Johnny Carson

Johnny Carson & Redd Foxx Share Hilarious Jack Nicklaus Story 🤣⛳ #Shorts #Golf

Johnny Carson & Redd Foxx Share Hilarious Jack Nicklaus Story 🤣⛳ #Shorts #Golf


What we 🅰utomated this week with AutoHotkey #122

This week was a busy one from Client wins to tool updates, and some pretty cool new AI-powered automation.

In this week’s video I walk you through everything from a radiologist who was losing $1,000 a day in productivity (we fixed that in 2 hours) to a brand new video segmentation tool that uses AI to automatically chop up footage based on what’s being said.

Check out this week’s video to see all the tools we’ve been building and the updates we’ve been shipping.

What we Automated with AutoHotkey #122
What we Automated with AutoHotkey #122


Clients say…

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Consider joining the 🦸AHK Hero club! Members receive 25% off courses, consultations, tutoring, done for you project work, etc.    Currently we have over 524 hours of recordings teaching AutoHotkey that is exclusive to AHK Hero members❗

During this Friday’s call we’re planning to discuss:

  • Help AHK Hero Members with their Questions & Code
  • AHK Script Maker: Copying paths copied to the clipboard when Dragged from Explorer
  • Media Segmenter
  • Fake Drive Creator : Icons, Labels, etc.
  • Changing DavPath to DevPath: Thank you GrepWin
  • Playing videos with FFmpeg
  • Adding all buttons to my MS 4000 Keyboard with this script
  • Merging PDFs
  • Improvements to Effortless Video Reducer
  • Newsletter Link library

They also have access to exclusive & pre-released content and 3 hours a week where we help people with their AHK issues (the Saturday calls are geared towards people new to AutoHotkey.)


🗣️ 💭 Quotable quotes

  • The true price of anything you do is the amount of time you exchange for it — Henry David
  • Don’t interfere with people disciplining their kids. Do interfere when clear abuse is occurring next door — John Carlton
  • Work first, reward second, in order — Dan Kennedy

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